Don’t pull up Craig’s List
more than twice a week at most:
new postings are rare.
Twelve dollars an hour?
Yes, I know you made twice that.
Get over yourself.
“Must be team player.”
Oh crap! I’m not! I’m so not!
Okay. I’ll pretend.
“Fun environment.”
Unless this is the circus
or a bar, then no.
Bargain with myself:
I’ll send one more resume
then on goes “ER.”